I don’t lead an exciting life. There are moments of oddity, of bizarre behavior, awkward conversations and what the fucker-y but generally I strive to maintain the status quo and be normal. What goes on in my head is wildly more fantastic then what happens in real life, and most of that is just for comedic value because if you can’t laugh at how ( Read more... )

The care package is sent in a plain brown box, carefully labeled and addressed to a Dr. Reid with a return address of New York with the words LIVE BEES written on the side of it. There are no live bees inside of the package. Live bees are not a care package, live bees are a cruel trick, but an ingenious one because it's hard work to get all those ( Read more... )